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  • So a couple of weeks ago, I picked up my friend and her five year old son. The three of us went to the park for a while. I usually don't dress very girly or wear makeup or anything like that, but on this occasion, a friend had recently painted my nails, just for the hell of it. The conversation went something like this.

  • Her:

    Your nails are so girly!

  • Him:

    That's okay. Because her and (my now ex wife) are girls.

  • Her:

    (saying something else about how strange it is)

  • Him:

    But how come you dress like a boy?

  • Her:

    Because this is America and people can dress however they want to.

  • Him:

    *ponders for a moment* Can I dress like a zombie?!

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Note to self.

(via andallthewineisallforme)

“Obviously I’ll never be in anything with the commercial success that Harry Potter has but then again neither will anyone else.”

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

lokiwholockfactory:

homestucktrollala:

you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt:

ladydaffodils:

I am so amused.

oh god, it´s back

thanks

I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme

sixpenceee:

Creepy/Morbid/Amazing Jewelry Part 2

Here is Part 1

Images found while heavily breathing through this pininterst page

gossipseer:

witchlingfumbles:

soufflenatural:

ukulelerave:

such a needed campaign. i wish they’d have included native americans as well, though, as cultural appropriation of them in costumes is just as awfully common.

It’s that time of year again when these go around. And I will keep reblogging them. And if I see the joke ones I am likely to rip them apart with prejudice.

I will reblog this every year and unfollow anyone who posts joke fandom spinoffs of this very serious and important commentary.

diddlemydiddlies:

aaronthespiritbear:

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

physics is so fucked up

diddlemydiddlies:

aaronthespiritbear:

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

physics is so fucked up

outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark

overly-khr-obsessed:

naililyam:

kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist

College students can now get microsoft office for free

hoodjab:

rabbrakha:

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

GOD BLESS.

I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY