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Turn Ons:

my-death-is-near:

  • Intimacy. Hold my waist. Stroke my neck. Kiss my forehead. Hold my hand. 
  • Maturity. Patience is amazing. A prize will come to you when the time is right. Its called falling in love. Waiting is hard. But worth it. 
  • Honesty. I don’t care what you’ve done. I care about what you will do in the future. Be honest with me, I’ll be honest with you. 
  • Care. Because not many people give a crap about anything anymore.
gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:
"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

gendeerfluid:

rileyisafox:

epic-humor:

imjustally:

"CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES"

They see me rollin. They humbug.

its not even halloween let me enjoy the skeletons first before shoving santa up my anus

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: three cute tiger cubs

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: three cute tiger cubs

batmans-cat:

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore

batmans-cat:

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore
veganvibez:

"friend. i hug you""uh. what the fuck is this guy doin."

veganvibez:

"friend. i hug you"
"uh. what the fuck is this guy doin."

strangenocturne:

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

Your shoelaces are untied.

strangenocturne:

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

Your shoelaces are untied.

Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.
Gloria Steinem (via feellng)

danthemedicman:

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

yes

I’m loyal in relationships. If I’m your girlfriend, that’s it. I’m practicing to be your wife at that point because I treat it seriously.

Jhené Aiko (via fuckyeahjhene)

jhene is the ultimate goddess

(via anotherlesbianandwhat)

ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

caliphorniaqueen:

This is still great